Thursday, May 28, 2009

Lessons

Lessons I learned this week:Lesson #1: Never, I repeat, NEVER keep a gluestick next to the chapstick. The results are not pretty. Trust me. I know!
Lesson #2: Hit your knee once, you wince, twice in the same spot you might to shout, three times in the same spot and it becomes VERY difficult to keep a few choice words from slipping out.
Lesson #3: Your baby might not like blueberry fruit bars, but ants sure do.
Lesson #4: Stapled letters to parents do not keep children's prying eyes from reading the letter before hand.
Lesson #5: VCRs do not like items other than videos being placed in them-especially tiny baby hands.
Lesson #6: When you're having a bad day, pressing your face against the screen door makes things better. If you don't believe me... just try it!

10 comments:

Phil and Cami said...

LOL! That's so funny! I love those pictures to match too. Bennett is a hoot!

Mary said...

This is hilarious and our family is only too familiar with the VCR lesson.

Sommer said...

lol that was so funny Ash!!!! I sure love ya!

The Gould Family said...

lol. sounds like a week full of lessons. ouch, hope you don'y hit your knee anymore, looks painful!

whitney allison said...

So are your lips glued shut or what???

Beckie said...

Are these all lessons from this week? Sounds like a crazy week.

Emilie said...

LOL. So entertaining to watch little Benny smashing his face against the screen. adorable! I'm sad i won't get to see him this summer. he just keeps getting bigger and bigger dangit! Can't wait to see you! 1 week from today! My mom mentioned leaving earlier on saturday and i said NO WAY...AH! LAGOON! hehe

izzynjen said...

I love your pics of Bennett especially the one on the side! HOW STINKIN' CUTE!!

sallyavena said...

the kids want to know if your lips really did stick together.

Mary Beth said...

the glue/chapstick is HILARIOUS!!!